Excerpt from the SSS: Van Killa Ice Ice Gobbos @ Sartosa Grog-Swillers
9th Match : Battle Of The Goblins as the Grog-Swillers Face The Van Killa Ice Ice Gobbos At Land-Lubbers Stadium Written by Armando Blackquill/Jack Penleg Avast mateys! It is very much clear to me that Coach Coachem is not the Ogre that we need to lead the Grog-Swillers, considering that we are now pretty much out of contention for any possible playoffs picture and likely only able to compete for the Piewhistle Cup instead. As such, dear readers, you will be able to find a coupon that you can tear out, fill in and send as a complaint to the Grog-Swillers, requesting the dismissal of Coach Coachem. I have been notified that the official response by the Coach to any petition of his dismissal will be "ME EAT ALL COMPLAINERS" but I think that if enough people complain, it will not be possible for the Coach to eat us all! His stomach is only big enough for a couple! Together we are strong and- They are tak-sajdghsdklfasfrieigjlsasd. Dear readers, please excuse us as our regular Sp...